They put milk in bags

Canadians are iteresting folk. They put their milk in bags. I think that is messed up. I mean it looks like a big breast implant, which naturally reminds me of what milk is...then I re-think my relationship to dairy products and start to question my love of cheese...NO ONE  SHOULD MAKE ME QUESTION MY LOVE OF CHEESE! Canada, that's wrong, Americans never make their hamburgers in the shape of little cows and our nuggets look nothing like chicken. Its all a big conspiracy to make people vegan. 

Anyway, the capital of Canada is quite pretty. There are beautiful UK looking buildings that give the illusion that they are old buildings (but our buildings are older another point for America were are not the baby of North America). They have canals that cut through the city and picturesque bridges that go over them. Our company has had a few romantic moments strolling over them. They also have a parliament building and museums much like our capital, I hope to venture into them and see some important canadians doing important things that have very little to do with me. 

As for the fringe, we have learned that Fringe theatre is very much like public school, they take everybody. The good and the bad...like really bad, and it's all the same price. So seeing a show is like a grab bag of gifts: you may get a cool lego set or you can get a used sock. This makes theatre going fun and risky. I can't wait to play today! 

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